BoloLegal

BoloLegal is the player that has been here since the beginning, he saw montains rise and fall, the wrath of god, the fall of several kings and kingdoms (still not a mod btw) and overall a pretty cool dude

Finding the server
You could say that the fact BoloLegal found the server was a bit of a REDDIT MOMENT, after browsing that wasteland of a website BoloLegal was tired of seeing the same server ads "must be over 18/must use discord to voice chat" but then he found the perfect pick, a server that hadn't even launched but had a some quality of life changes, a discord and a lot of people waiting to join, he knew it was destiny and so he joined.

The good old days
BoloLegal was there to see the server start for real, being one of the first to join the game only to fall on a cave and get stuck on it due to some sloppy permission configs by JuanDelPueblo, he was soon rescued and began his journey, settling on the cave now known as the black market below the shopping district, after that he followed the Owner on a journey to the west where he found the ground that would come to be known as the Western Kingdom of Mikado (in june because he played a really fucking good RPG from 2013 and felt like referencing the kingdom from the game [If you still have a 3ds please play Shin Megami Tensei IV, it's wonderful, you won't regret it I swear it's probably like 20$ on eBay maybe even less on the eShop])

Just Playing Regular Minecraft
Yep that's it he just played the game normally while he died a lot. After some time he got enough diamonds to buy some stuff while other people were already swimming in diamonds with their shops, so he decided to found...

Bolo Bakery
He built a bakery on the old shopping district, a land with no rules, no "decent prices" and no size limits, and so he decided to sell bread made from wheat grown in his own base, the bakery also had products such as cake that was never in stock and cocaine sugar, all of them extremely overpriced, leading to the fall of Bolo Bakery, soon filing for warp 10 bankruptcy, also know as mëga no money.

Enter the Beef
In 8/10/19 BoloLegal joined Bodybeefy in his Corporate-communist empire known as Beefy & co, he would participate in the creation of the sans undertale and missingtexture map arts, the construction of the official Beefy & co Guardian farm, and build the new map art shop.

Order 66
After the new shopping district was built the old shops were left to rot by their innactive owners, it was BoloLegal's job to destroy the old shops and take them out of their misery, he did what he had to do. And then he turned the entire area into a rainforest until someone decided to commit mass genocide against the trees.

Clown Stuff
On January 23rd 2020 BoloLegal joined The Clowns, a group made for the now infamous Reign server event, the group was had as it's members him and mods Bragus and aStoneHoe, the group built a event base but soon everything went wrong everybody lost motivation and the event was just an excuse to let player oceania9 kill everybody. The only things he got from this whole thing was the cool clown emoji skin that would soon be upgraded with a sweet Hugo suit and a closer relation with the mod team that would prove to be a lot of fun for the boy who wanted to be a Mod.

The Inheritance
On January 26th 2020 notable player Siddigzmalik left the server, shocking the entire server, leaving his entire empire to Beefy & co, meaning that the boys had a new playground, Lag Island where his last will was signed by BoloLegal due to the word Legal in his name (which in reality is supposed to mean Cool in Portuguese but that's not what we're talking about here), he got some of Sid's shulker boxes and just left the place with plans to turn it into a local historic tourist trap, he goes back there every once in a while to feel a little bit better, but other than that there's not much else to talk about.

A Bone Rattling Party
After player client_yt left the server for the second time he left an eyesore of a skyscrapper (more like skycrap) next to spawn, BoloLegal, Eidroglive and Atomic_Snarl would then demolish that monster, after that Bolo had the incredible idea to build a cemetery on the penninsula next to where the eyesore once stood. He and Eidroglive then built it on the afternoon of February 2nd 2020, on the same day the legendary event known as the Graveyard Rave would happen after players Bodybeefy, Lalisz and Bragus joined the two builders to see the newly constructed Cemetery, they partied all night, it is said that the beer cans from that night possess incredible healing properties and now have the market price of a human life.

The Tale of Two Islands
The tale of the acquisition of Dave & Buster's Island is a complicated one, it all started on the day that the Buzzy Bees update was brought to the server after weeks waiting for optifine to release a test version for 1.15.1, once the day arrived BoloLegal went to patrol the newly expanded border of the server in the search of bees, what he instead found was a new mushroom island, he had no interest in one since he already had Lag Island so he gave it to the owner, that had some interest in restarting his life on the server living on a mush island, soon after other players found the island and claimed ownership of it, Bolo then brought the Uno +4 card to the table and showed them he was the real Columbus that had discovered the island, it was then decided that the dispute would be settled in an auction, BoloLegal knew he couldn't win alone, so he called his comrades at Beefy & co and the angel investor known as [R E D A C T E D] to help him make an invincible bet. Turns out nobody but the people at beefy & co placed their bets and BoloLegal had basically given away 594 diamonds to the government. Fun fact, BoloLegal was the one who built the auction house so technically the only people involved in the auction were the members of Beefy & co and JuanDelPueblo.

Trivia

 * BoloLegal is exceptionally tall in real life and is constantly asked about playing basketball and other tall people stuff.
 * The name BoloLegal means CoolCake in Portuguese.
 * He likes to talk about his language, a lot, and that's because he wants to remember the 'muricans that Spanish and Portuguese aren't the same thing.
 * He will make sure you know he is the player that has been on the server since day 1, do not question the man.
 * He has constant connection issues, known as Sid's curse since they've been more frequent since the day Sid left the server.
 * BoloLegal is 1 of 2 players who possess the ability to turn any item into a Explosive Cat Launcher, given to him by former temporary owner NinjaMagic1000 during his first run as Temporary Owner.
 * This baby genius has achieved a score of 925/990 on TOEIC (Test of English for International Communication) because when he played Pokémon Platinum at age 6 he started learning this very cool indie underground language called English.
 * He technically is an english teacher, but only on specific private english schools so that makes him like a D Tier teacher.
 * Still not a mod btw...