Evil Gordie International

Evil Gordie International is a megacorporation headed by Eidroglive. They pride themselves on child slavery, indentured servitude, environmentally harmful resource extraction methods, and various other lowballing business methods. Despite this and their eccentric CEO, they are considered to be relatively profitable.

Founding
Evil Gordie Multinational was founded on 01/26/20, and made their first big business move a day later, absorbing The Redstone Pile into their corporation as a subsidiary. Following this, the fledgeling corporation became embroiled in the Redstone Wars. Four days later, Evil Gordie Multinational became a subsidiary of Beefy & Co, maintaining a large amount of independence.

Beefy & Co
Under Beefy & Co, Evil Gordie Multinational has flourished, accumulating many subsidiaries to preform half-baked illegitimate moneymaking schemes that often result in a detriment to their bottom line. Due to Evil Gordie's independence, Beefy & Co has received no financial repercussions as a result.

Evil Gordie Redstone Holdings
Evil Gordie Redstone Holdings absorbed The Redstone Pile on 01/27/20, rebranding the former gimmicky consumer center into a proper corporate storefront. To this day, the store also doubles as Evil Gordie International's primary base of operations.

Evil Gordie Lumber Enterprises
Evil Gordie International CEO Eidroglive took up the reigns of The Chop Shop on 03/04/20, rebranding it as Evil Gordie Lumber Enterprises. Eidroglive has made no aesthetic changes to The Chop Shop other than removing the banners on the building's facade. This shop has gone on to become the most profitable of Eidroglive's eccentric spur of the moment decisions.

Evil Gordie Gravel Opportunities LLC.
Evil Gordie International purchased a 12x12 shop plot on 04/26/20, constructing a small gravel pen and a pawn shop on the property. This was apart of a business scheme involving selling diamonds for stacks of gravel, then selling the gravel for 2 diamonds per stack. The economic mettle of this business idea has yet to be proven.

Totally Legitimate Business Ventures Inc.
TLBV Inc. is a subsidiary of Evil Gordie Gravel Opportunities LLC., registered in order to avoid ties with a potential gravel laundering lawsuit by claiming that the pawn shop that miraculously trades diamonds for gravel is unrelated to the gravel store right next to it.